Spongebob’s face is that of everyone who thought nothing of that scene until now
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.
plip plap plip plap
File this under jokes you didn’t understand the first time around.
"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Makes me wonder about reincarnation
this is seriously so beautiful
he misses her
DONT YOU DARE TUG ON THAT HEARTSTRING WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
KLDSJHGOAN;IELRKNSGIMVOL;DSJGVQEPARJSGOI’ NONOONONOONONOONONONOONONONOONONON FUCKOFF
NO. FUCK IT ALL. NO.
Tumblr needs more bears
Tumblr In a Nutshell
holy shit this is really getting out of hand
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.
WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER